Serving fear at 400°F

MICHAEL
FRYERS

He came home. He brought the fryer. Now he's cooking the charts.

GET FRIED

No promises. No utility. Just an unhealthy obsession with crispy gains.

Michael Fryers holding a knife and an air fryer full of terrified traders

The lore

EVIL NEVER
TASTED SO
CRISPY.

01

Silent launch

No screams. No presale. He simply appeared.

02

Community cooked

The kitchen belongs to the unhinged.

03

Liquidity locked

Even Michael can’t get the freezer open.

04

Zero chill

The thermostat only goes up.

THE RECIPE

1 BILLION

TOTAL SUPPLY

0%

BUY / SELL TAX

100%

COMMUNITY CHAOS

ENTER THE KITCHEN

Grab your wallet, swap for $FRYERS, and whatever you do—don't look inside the basket.

BUY $FRYERS